Recently Mari did a post with some familiar, and not so familiar, sayings, and how they were completed by first graders. Just for fun, I thought I'd run them by my kids, just finishing up 3rd, 6th and 9th grades. In their defense, they did get some of them exactly right, so I didn't even bother to put those down. I just put the ones down that were funny...but, I didn't tell you who said what.
Except that I will tell you that Caboose doesn't think much of kissing.
Unless you get married.
Which he never plans on doing.
Except when I asked him before I did this post he said, "I might." Although I don't know how he's going to get around the kissing part.
Okay, here goes:
People in glass houses shouldn't . . . get undressed without having any blinds.
. . . dance naked.
. . . sing bad that would break the glass.
Strike while the . . . moon is up.
Never underestimate the power of . . . pink.
. . . youth.
. . . love.
. . . babies.
You can lead a horse to water but . . . you can't lead water to the horse.
Laugh and the world laughs with you . . . cry and the world cries with you.
. . . don't laugh otherwise.
A miss is as good as a . . . mister.
. . . guess.
. . . strike.
A bird in the hand . . . eats crackers.
The pen is mightier than . . . the pig.
. . . the mouth.
An idle mind is . . . stupid.
Where there is smoke, there is . . . cigarettes.
Happy is the bride who . . . kisses the man.
Children should be seen and not . . . kissed.
You get out of something what you . . . paid for it.
When the blind lead the blind . . . they run into a tree.
Seems a little bit like what my kids were doing with each other. Good thing there were no trees in the house.
Friday, July 10, 2009
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2 comments:
What a good idea! I love the last one!
oh my ! these are funny !!
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