It's Funny The Things You Find Out From Your Kids When You Stub Your Toe

Well, from the title I guess you can figure out I stubbed my toe. I rammed the step stool into the big toe on the right foot, obviously using the step stool being a super shorty, and I stubbed it bad enough that all the kids came running. Granted, I was in front of the kitchen sink and they were at the dining room table, which in our corporate apartment makes us about five feet from each other, but they still came running.

So after I shooed all the kids back to the table to finish eating, I hear Caboose telling the others that he named his toes a while back. Always the curious one, I asked him what he named them. His answer, "Bob, Tom, Caboose, Caboose, Jr., and Caboose, Sr." Obviously it wasn't really Caboose, but if I'd put his real name down three times it might have been a dead giveaway.

By the way, he only named the toes on one foot. Don't ask me why.